I
have stuff. Lots of stuff. I have a significant collection of coffee mugs, for
instance. These mugs are important to me because each one has a story of its
own. I purchased a mug, or was given a mug somewhere around the world, and it
resides now in the kitchen cabinet. Actually, only a handful are in the
kitchen. Half of my collection is packed away in boxes in the garage. The other
half of my coffee cup collection is boxed and stored in a friend’s barn. Truth
be told, it’s not really a barn – it’s an old chicken coop.
When
I look at my mugs I am reminded of why I have that particular cup. For instance,
I have a cup I bought in Gibraltar. High on this spit of land that sticks out
from Southern Spain, known as the Rock of Gibraltar, you will find monkeys
living in the wild. They are the only monkeys to exist on the European
Continent. Their official name is the Barbary Macaques, or Barbary Apes. Having
been stationed at the Naval Station in Rota, Spain, I made several trips to
this intriguing place. These tailless apes seem unfazed by the presence of
humans. You can stand right next to one as though this was perfectly normal. Of
course they are hoping you have some bit of food for them. So my coffee cup
from Gibraltar has the likeness of one of these apes. The list goes on, with
ships I’ve served on, places I’ve been, companies I’ve had business with, my
favorite sports teams, etc. I even have one with a picture of my two
granddaughters, Alyssa and Brooklyne, emblazoned on the side. Most recently I was
given a mug from our Brazilian friends who are missionaries to Portugal,
Eduardo and Cindi Angelo. We had a delightful time with them doing the sights this
past week. They presented me with a coffee cup from Portugal. It’s definitely a
keeper!
Another
collection of stuff I have is hats – specifically, baseball-style caps. The
same as with the coffee mugs, I have acquired a sizeable collection over the
years. Many of these reflect a military story. Each base and/or military
command seems to have a cap with the command logo festively displayed for all
to see. Sadly, some of these historic caps (historic in that they are part of
my history) have gone the way of all ball caps – worn out, faded, used up. But
I’m always on the lookout for another sharp looking cap for my collection. My
most recent cap is of the New England Patriots as Super Bowl Champions for
2015.
Another
of my collections is not my fault. I honestly never set out to have such a
collection. What I’m referring to is the increasingly popular Challenge Coins,
originated within the military. These coins have no value except that which it
has for the holder. However, they are important in that it identifies the
holder as being a member of that military command represented on the coins
surface. I have a couple hundred of these things! The history behind challenge
coins, if there’s any truth to it, suggests that members of a command would be
given a coin by their command for identification purposes. Since many military
members eventually end up in a bar, someone may pull out their coin and slam it
down as a challenge to others to produce their coin. The hapless fellow who did
not have his coin with him would have to pay the bill for the next round of
drinks. Today, commanding officers, as well as others within a command, might
have coins of the command to give to personnel who have been promoted or duly
honored in some way. If you can get a coin from a general or admiral, all the
better.
My
final collection of stuff is my books. I am an inveterate bibliophile. I love
my books! The loft in our home is my “Man Cave.” I am surrounded by loaded book
shelves. I began a serious collection of books when I entered seminary at age
28. As a pastor and preacher you might suspect that the majority of my books
are religious – and you would be correct. But I have a significant number of
books on history, especially American History. I have one whole bookcase filled
to overflowing with books about the Civil War. But I have a confession to make:
In the last year or so I have betrayed my love of books by converting to electronic
books through Kindle. I know, I know, you’re wondering how I could have fallen
so low. I fully realize I’m a disappointment to many of you, but having a small
electronic device in my hand where I can read to my heart’s content is so much
simpler and easier! I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me!
But
the real issue in all of this business of collections is: Who’s going to get
this stuff when I’m gone? Next week I turn 67, and though I feel great, the
truth of the matter is I’ve got a whole lot less years ahead of me than I do
have behind me. And I want my daughters to have fond and lasting memories of
me. If they have to dispose of my ridiculous array of collections, I fear my
legacy may be irretrievably tarnished. So I ask you: What’s a fella to do?
Did
I mention my T-shirt collection?