Chuck Roots
26 September 2016
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Echoes of Boot
Camp – Random
Experiences
This will be my final article for this series on my
experiences in Marine Corps boot camp, nearly fifty years ago.
With the presidential election only a few weeks away, I
will have a few things I want to share on that four-year event in the next
several articles.
Since I began these boot camp stories, I've had a number
of fellow Marines, both those I have served with and some I've come to know in
later years, tell me that I make boot camp sound like fun. That certainly was
not my intent, nor is the experience "fun" in the sense that makes a
person say, "Wow! That was fun! Let's do it again!" like a ride at an
amusement park. I think I speak for most Marines when I say that I'm proud to
have endured boot camp, earning the title of United States Marine. But, I would
never want to go through that training again!
Last week's article was focused on our two weeks at the
rifle range. One of the stories that emerges from my memory bank was when the
drill instructors informed us that we were going to have a "Hog
Contest". Any recruit who wished to do so could place a picture of his
girlfriend/wife on the board to see if she might be selected as the best
looking “hog”. I don't know just how many pictures were submitted, but it was a
lot. As our time at the range drew to a close, we were allowed to pick our
favorite "hog". This was certainly not a very complimentary term, but
the idea was for all of us to decide who of the fair damsels was the most
attractive. As it turned out, my girlfriend was chosen, although I'm not sure I
ever revealed that to her. And, no, it was not Isaura. I would not meet Isaura
for another five years or so. I will say this: that had it been Isaura, she
would have won, hands down.
One of the recruits in our platoon had to have been one
of the homeliest guys around. So when he put his girlfriend's picture up on the
board everyone was curious to see what she looked like. It was frightening,
really. We didn't know whether to laugh or cry. We just figured they were
cousins.
Well, as the time on the range was running out, some of
us (Joe Harden and Larry McEntire come to mind) took this girl's picture off
the board, and snuck it down to the rifle range. Since part of our time
learning to shoot included "manning the butts", we took our turn
hidden below the targets, running up scores and changing target sheets. When
our buddy's turn to fire came up we taped his girlfriend's picture in the
center of the target. We're firing from several hundred yards away, so you
can't see a wallet-sized photo. We waited in anticipation to see if he'd make a
direct hit on his girlfriend's image. Then, "Pop!" Sure enough - dead
center on the picture. We found this to be hilariously funny, although I will
admit it was mean and unkind. When he found out later what had happened, he
was, shall we say, none too pleased.
During our final physical fitness test, three of us from
the entire series (four platoons - better than 200 men) scored a perfect 400
points on the first four events going into the fifth and final event. Now, this
was going to be a problem for me because I've never been a fast runner, and
this event was a sprint. The three of us were all from the same platoon, so our
drill instructors were really excited about our chances of at least one of us
possibly scoring a perfect 500 points. So they took the three of us aside to
give us a pep talk, or at least the equivalent of one as much as a drill
instructor could give. I don't remember the distance of the sprint, but I think
it was 220 yards. To score 100 points meant you ran under 30 seconds. I knew
there was no way on God's green earth I could run that fast. The other guys
mumbled the same sentiments. When we lined up I was determined to run as hard
as I could. When the gun went off I started pumping my knees, feeling as though
I was flying on the track. Then I realized I was pushing so hard that I might
fall flat on my face. I even wobbled a bit, which scared me just a little. None
of this mattered because I came in at 41 seconds, well off the 100 points
needed for a perfect score. The other two guys came in at 35 and 37 seconds, as
I recall. I was just glad I didn't wind up face-first sprawled on the dirt
track!
Our platoon was highest in scoring on everything
throughout boot camp. When we marched toward the drill deck for graduation, our
guidon was festooned with streamers. It was a proud moment for us all. Family
and friends had come to San Diego to witness this transformation of boys to men
and we sure puffed out our chests. However, I almost didn’t get to march with
the platoon. During boot camp the drill instructors are allowed to
meritoriously promote 10 percent of the recruits. That worked out to five or
six of us, of which I was one. I was a squad leader, had scored very high in
physical fitness and was high shooter for the platoon. So I had to turn my
uniform in to have PFC (Private First Class) stripes sown on in time for
graduation. Unfortunately, mine did not get done in time. The drill instructors
deliberated over my being allowed to march with the platoon. My green blouse
jacket for the Class A uniform did not have the stripes, but my long-sleeved
shirt that goes with the jacket did. Eventually, the drill instructors agreed
to allow me to march with the platoon wearing just the shirt. I stood out,
marching at the front of the platoon leading my squad with my light, khaki-colored
shirt while everyone else was in the dark green blouse jacket.
It was great to have my sister Joy, and my folks and
grandmother come from L.A. for the graduation. But in a few days we would begin
Infantry Training at Camp Pendleton. And that’s another set of stories for
another time!